Programming in a nutshell : ProgrammerHumor
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Is.. that a 1x2 cube...
Yeah, it's called the boob cube
The hardest one of them all
Would still take me 6 hours to solve.
You omitted a dimension.
This is gold. The combination of intent stare, slight head shake, broad smile of ‘finally!’ when it got it right, and then the “fuck” of the bot going “hm, no”.
I legitimately laughed at this.
I could just hear the collective
"Yay!"
"Fuck"
that everyone watching this did.
I think r/shittyrobots would appreciate this
Def been posted there
easy, just change the acceptance state to be red-green instead of green-green. Bug fixed :)
Or just make your algorithm halt once the little lcd turns green
Oh God, that's how some [really lazy] devs do it and it drives me mad. These things don't always seem obvious at first review but hits in a really painful way 3 months down the road when you're building features dependent on that "solution"!
Its not a bug... Its a feature!
It’s not stupid...It’s advanced!
You couldn't wait a day?
it was even removed for rule 0 violation :o
I find the use of safety goggles here kinda extreme....
Not at all
+5 science
Did you not see the way he was looking at it?
If not for the goggles, he would burn the whole damn program to ashes.
Nah it’s good practice. Solder/capacitors etc.
Probably on for soldering. That flux splashback ain't no joke.
I had to bookmark this so I can come back later and laugh all over again.
I don't trust the internet anymore, so I downloaded it.
Lol and that's just the simplified "Get started" demo they put out.
Riposte
Parried!
Finite State Machine?
Not accurate, bot should have blown up. 0/10.
Off by one error?
Wait, is this why we've got a problem determining if something halts?
it compiled!
His spot on facial expressions make this pure gold.
Many steps forward, one step back.
Some say they are difficult to illuminate; others say that they are interminably explained. Still others keep up that in the event that you can't differentiate, does it truly make a difference?
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Our collective reaction the last year's election
This is gold. The mix of plan gaze, slight head shake, wide grin of 'at long last!' when it took care of business, and afterward the "fuck" of the bot going "hm, no"
This is gold. The mix of plan gaze, slight head shake, wide grin of 'at long last!' when it took care of business, and afterward the "fuck" of the bot going "hm, no".
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