2020 Election

The 2020 election is coming up and I need help winning it. Looking for dirt on my opponents or just some meddling. It worked before so it should work again?

Current Bid:

DIRT ON JOE BIDEN'S SON

By Ukraine

A Spot on the G7 (G8?)

The G7 is a group of only the most best countries and there are definitely more than seven. Definitely at least eight! This spot is extremely valuable to those looking to expand their power on the world stage.

Current Bid:

COMPLIMENTS

By Vladimir Putin (Russia)

The Kurds

The Kurds have been one of the US's greatest allies in the war against ISIS and terrorism in the middle east. Although they have helped us a lot in the effort to rid the world of ISIS, they are obviously no longer necessary to us. They currently occupy land in northern Syria, which to some might be quite valuable!

Winning Bid:

TRUMP TOWER ISTANBUL

By Turkey

The Environment

"I feel that the United States has tremendous wealth. The wealth is under its feet. I've made that wealth come alive... We are now the No. 1 energy producer in the world, and soon it will be by far. I'm not going to lose that wealth, I'm not going to lose it on dreams, on windmills, which frankly aren't working too well." - Donald Trump

Winning Bid:

By The Coal Industry