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卡路里战
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谢益辉 / 2022-05-21
朋友们
来啊，互相伤害啊
就像打一局凶悍的卡路里牌
我出两盒奶油提拉米苏带一袋麻花
杨阿姨出一盒喜诗花生糖带牛角面包披萨
黄叔叔出一盆水煮鱼杀人如麻
钟叔叔出一盘麻婆豆腐辣到爆炸
袁阿姨出两盘小吃洋芋粑粑
好吧，洋芋赢啦
我舔完盘子
再出三奶蛋糕两盒带雪媚娘两打
杨阿姨想出一手蛋挞
但没摸到牌
而袁阿姨打出了一把王炸
焦糖核桃与爆米花
外加
自制脆甜的花生糖还掺了辣
三花聚顶着实可怕
罢罢罢，我垮垮垮
当你是浮夸吧
一把都炸出了满天心的烟花
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