Tell me you're web developer without telling me you're a web developer.
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Posted on Feb 16
Tell me you're web developer without telling me you're a web developer.
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Some that came to mind:
- The sites with that "You need to subscribe to keep reading" message aren't a problem for me.
- VSCode and Chrome are my 2 most used apps.
- I cringe when I see a
.phpat the end of an URL. - When I see the number 418, I laugh.
- I can tell a color by it's hex value.
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I cringe when I see a
.phpat the end of an URL
Sad but true
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Even if you use PHP in 2022, showing the extension in the URL is so nasty š
... Is like .aspx
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Even worse when it's .jsp š¤¢
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What about '.cfm' ... eeks!
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Y'all forgetting bout .html and .htm
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TBH I don't have a problem with those 2, mainly because that's just a static site, generally .... so they have a better excuse to do that than the PHP folks.
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What's wrong with .cfm @metacollective ? This shows you're dealing with an established app written at least two decades ago. Old but gold :)
PS: I know one of it's creators personally from high school.
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I was a cf developer once š¤«
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Luckily I wasn't. I mean I dealt with CF every now and then and still do, but never was the only thing I do all day long.
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I had somehow never seen 418
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Google was not responsible. Once again you can thank Xerox Park for inventing GUIs and this wonderful piece of Pythonistic humor. datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc2324
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"The sites with that "You need to subscribe to keep reading" message aren't a problem for me"
That's one of my favorites!
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as a php dev, I am kinda offended, but at the same time i can relate
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I open up inspect element in front of a friend and they think I'm hacking the matrix.
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my phone sometimes is 404;
I'm 401'd when entering my house without a key;
my son is 403'd from being mean to others;
putting the toilet paper in backwards is 405'd;
my towel folding tends to 406 often;
if my son doesn't listen, he often gets a 503;
when asking for anything special, I tend to 302 to my wife;
at the end of the day, if all goes well, I'd say the day was pretty 200;
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Googling for what 405 & 406 are š¶
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This comment should be getting way more likes. Very funny. :D
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I love that I can totally understand this, when I know 99% of people wouldnāt have a clue. š¤£
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I use browser console as a calculator š
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i did that too, until i figured out it's faster to assign ipython console as a macro with AutoHotKey (open cmd prompt and type automatically ipython to open python console).
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I'll go first.
Nothing drives me crazier than a website that has 4k pixel images downloading to display 100 pixel.
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I don't buy Ajax cleaning products.
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When I type l into the address bar of my browser it suggests localhost:8080
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When I access my router's portal and see JQueryUI I feel sad...
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When I open anything and it has jQueryUI, I feel sad š¤£
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I start resizing the window to see what breaks š
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An error that changes = progress.
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This comment is !important :)
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"I hate Google, but I use Chrome."
"I have an opinion about everything."
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When you open my .bashrc you'll find this:
alias npr="nvm use ; npm run dev || npm run start || npm run serve"
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- works on my machine
- localhost:3000 doesn't work
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I remember when png transparency became viable in Microsoft web browsers.
I remember when Active X controls were scriptable in Jscrpt (not javascript š).
I remember what Dreamweaver looked like before Adobe, before MX even. I also remember Cold Fusion.
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A true veteran š
I remember putting some JS on a page I made when I was a kid to remove the grey background on transparent PNG's. I wonder if it still exists somewhere.
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I use a forum called StackOverflow
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I get enraged when a website tells me that email addresses containing + are not valid
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I want to build everything with React and I don't care if it will take 6 months to build a landing page.
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I write weird and colorful things on the computer.
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I cant look at a website without judging its design/ux
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- I have a $100 computer keyboard in my Amazon basket and Iām too chicken to enter checkout.
- I spent an hour last weekend getting my Neovim setup just right.
- I had to turn off an episode of a TV show when one of the characters āhacksā into a government server and ābypassesā a senior officialās āpublic firewallā.
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My teacher accidentally pressed inspect element. Everyone thought she was opening hacks except me. I was constantly correcting my classmates for the next few weeks.
This is actually a true story as well š
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console.log("This part got executed!");
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Runs the code and looks at the console hopelessly!
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When someone says they flex at the gym and I think that grid can also be considered.
Poppins and Monteserrat now hurt to look at, there are other fonts out there you know!
Stock images everywhere, thanks Unsplash.
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console.log('here!');
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I use console tab to do calculations rather than calculator.
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I pop open dev tools and watch the network tab to find the real file location for minecraft mods, not the button that looks like a link, but just runs js.
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Itās strange when there isnāt a web inspector next to the site.
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holy shit I love this comment section
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I used JavaScript when all we had was var.
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I deselect radio buttons from the browser devtools.
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I know how to center a divšš.
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I always use stockoverflow but i dont have account on it. Am i that newbie programmer?š
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I never know how to answer "So, what kind of work do you do?"
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I hate internet explorer š„
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The whole generation of youngsters between 10 and 20 hates IE, programmers or not. Most of them because of Reddit threads, memes, etc. and it's the rad thing to do. The difference is programmers can explain why.
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I don't think many of them are worked on IE - What they express, is may not be hate. It could be an inferred opinion which fragile enough to change (based on the same reddit posts and memes). But only a dev who worked on it can say they hate it.
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Access to XMLHttpRequest at '...' from origin '...' has been blocked by CORS policy: Response to preflight request doesn't pass access control check: It does not have HTTP ok status.
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Any time someone mentions timezones I groan.
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When I hear the name of programming library in a conversation. I chuckle.
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