"Will talk your ear off whether you like it or not, and after four drinks will take someone inappropriate home."

—cazculhane

"On average, they are pleasant and have good taste but they do tend to cry when they have had too many."

—jessicamariemorrison

"It means I'll have to keep an eye on you throughout the night, because you're about to act drunk *and* high."

—destinyk4

"Fireball shots = underage/first-time drinker who can't wait to have an epic hangover story."

—npk369

"The guys who would try to push to the front of the queue and end their night out with a fight were always the guys who ordered a pint of Stella."

—kayblu02

"There’s a 75% chance you’re about to bitch about it not being in a copper mug. And if it is in one, you will likely steal it."

—maryrobinw

"The 20-year-old who slips by because all her friends are 21 and no one looked closely at the ID. Or a Boomer who rarely drinks, but they’re on vacation."

—kiraw48d3c4f2f

"You drink to forget, but in a ✨fancy✨ way."

—ksherbel

"You are all out of fucks...but you’re making it fashion."

—kiraw48d3c4f2f

"I work at a bourbon bar with an extensive wine list and I only start getting sus when someone orders a drink with a goofy name, like Sex on the Beach. It screams that they're under 21 or don't go out much."

—saraha93

"Fruity beers = girls who want to impress their boyfriends but don't actually like beer."

—cckj00n

"1) You don’t drink much, 2) You have great taste in movies, or 3) You drink A LOT and I need to give you what you want immediately if not sooner."

—kiraw48d3c4f2f

"Mead = medieval studies major. Refers to their ren faire costume as 'garb.'"

—sarahkn

"You don’t give a fuck about life, let alone the bar."

—patrickcamble

"Vodka is what every basic white person who thinks they’re a sophisticated drinker orders."

—tomb4adc7727a

"Where I've worked, that usually means 'I'm service industry too and I want you to know it.'"

—saraw13

"You're a bartender from SF."

—whyamithewalrus