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Top 10 things Likely to be Overheard if a Klingon was Running Your Engineering D...
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Top 10 things Likely to be Overheard if a Klingon was Running Your Engineering Department
Aug 31, 2016
This humor is company specific - I wrote it when I was at an Internet startup ages and ages ago. It used to be better when I had actual customer names here but you get the gist. The people at that company can probably understand best. Its not bad as a piece of internal satire if you add your customer names into it.
- "Insert Customer Name Here is a piece of crap! They have no honor!"
- "Puny Terran, We will never fix that bug"
- "By nagging me with the launch date, you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
- "You question the worthiness of my engineers. Draw your batleft, I should kill you where you stand!"
- "Insert Customer Name Here is without honor!"
- "Answering your email is for the weak and timid!"
- "Your Insert Customer Name Here data is a piece of GAGH!"
- "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship!"
- "Insert Customer Name Here has just dumped Stova Core!"
- "Insert Obnoxious, Over Promising Salesperson Name Here must die"
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