Flat Earth Theory Generator

Generate original theories about Flat Earth with the Flat Earth Theory Generator. The Flat Earth Theory Generator creates unique theories about why the earth is flat attempting to support its theories with some interesting attempts at science. Amaze your flat earth friends with new and exciting ideas about why the earth is flat. Every theory is unique and original. This is a fun tool that creates hilarious content about flat earth theory. While the intent is humourous it is interesting how accurate sounding the generated theories are when compared to actual content from flat earth advocates.

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Since the North Pole and Antarctica are covered in ice and guarded no-fly zones no ships or planes have ever been known to circumnavigate the Earth in North/South directions .Every man in full command of his senses knows that a level surface is a flat or horizontal one .You''ve seen pictures from space. Lots of curves going on. But you didn''t take the pictures yourself ..My own convictions are a result of philosophical introspection and a considerable body of data that I have personally observed and which I am still compiling .

Dr Ora Underwood Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Professor Extraordinarius at Generos University of Biodynamic Agriculture
Author of 'Flat Earthers - The People Who Refused To Be Sheeple '

when he uses them all he will not be deceived in his survey of nature .Parts of the West African Congo according to the supposed inclination and movement of the ball-Earth would be sometimes running uphill and sometimes down . increasingly, people don't trust scientists and experts, or their motives .. In conclusion, it is lucid that the the Earth is Flat as we can prove NASA faked science .

Dr Adolph Barlow Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Associate Professor at Arcadis University of Energy Medicine
Author of ' James and the Giant Pancake '

Rivers run down to sea-level finding the easiest course; North South East West and all other intermediary directions over the Earth at the same time .Only NASA show curvature in their fake photos .Space agencies of the world are involved in a conspiracy faking space travel and exploration ..This is a plain proof that the Earth is not a globe .

Dr Isabelle Chambers Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Senior Lecturer at Tranquilith University of Astrology
Author of 'Unexplained: Flat Earth stories for uncertain times '

The existing laws of density and buoyancy perfectly explained the physics of falling objects long before knighted Freemason Isaac Newton bestowed his theory of gravity . Water doesn't curve but seeks its own level. We must be standing on a giant Earth pizza. A scientific, non-flat mind would say they simply demonstrated the existence of gravity - another myth! .Astronomy is a lie .. Nobody knew sharing the real truth about flat earth could be so complicated. .

Dr Fred Harding Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Lecturer at Patieth University of Faith Healing
Author of 'The Moon Landing: The biggest deception in history - The why, what, where, when, and how it was achieved '

If Earth were truly constantly spinning Eastwards at over 1000mph then vertically-fired cannonballs and other projectiles should fall significantly due west .A proof then of its immobility is virtually a proof of its non-rotundity .If you stay too long for your uber driver to arrive, you receive bored. When you get bored, you start staring out windows. When you start staring out windows, you see things that are not real like curves. When you see things you shouldn''t see, you need to vanish. When you need to vanish, you fake your own death. When you fake your own death, you dye your hair orange. And when you dye your hair orange, you run for president as a man named Donald Trump. .. No matter what you do - Globe, no Globe - it doesn't matter. You have people that are mentally ill. And they're gonna come through the cracks. And they're going to do things .

Dr Maude Hayden Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Associate Professor at Principa University of Radionics
Author of 'The Hidden Universe: An Investigation into the Flat Earth '

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Flat Earth Theory Generator Overview

The Flat Earth Theory Generator uses a vast library of flat earth theories as a basis to generate new theories about flat earth. This includes theories about the horizon, gravity, NASA and religious views on the flat earth. Once the generator has formulated a new theory about the flat earth it then attributes the theory to a generated flat earth scientist with generated credentials from a generated university. The feasible sounding theories are created using an AI generator that analyzes existing flat earth theories and then attempts to create new and original theories.

How to Generate a Flat Earth Theory

Using the Flat Earth Theory Generator is simple. You just hit the generate button and the AI technology will formulate a completely new and original flat earth theory. When you are happy with the original theory you want you can then use the Copy button to copy the theory content to your clipboard on your device. You also have the option to share your newly generated theory on social media with social media sharing buttons.