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Junior Developer Koans

 5 years ago
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“Generate a react app without scaffolding” instructed the Master.

The student could not.

The old man told the young:

“Python has seen 3 versions in my day”.

The young man responded:

“Node has 11.”

“Teacher”, the student inquired, “What’s the best Javascript MVC?”

The teacher replied.

“It’s not JQuery.”

A Junior Developer wanted the best Javascript framework for his side project, so he evaluated every option before deciding.

He starved to death.

Node is Javascript. Javascript is not Node.

A Junior Developer was walking in the woods with his teacher.

“Master”, the disciple asked, “What browsers should I target?”

“What customers do you want?” replied the teacher.

A recruiter called a developer.

The developer never called back.

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