Jan's Twitter Animal Threads

Jan's Twitter Animal Threads

May 12th, 2018

Since January 2017, I've done periodic animal threads on Twitter, collecting and posting interesting or amusing factlets about a given species or group of animals. On this page, you can find links to each thread; a meta-thread threading the threads is here.

• 2017-01-13: Moose

  Your timeline probably could use some more moose, so here you go. https://t.co/9f8jKvBb6h

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) January 14, 2017

• 2017-01-20: Octopuses

  It me. #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/j2WbJobpjf

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) January 20, 2017

• 2017-01-27: Goats

  Ok, we're one week in, and we need some distractions. Y'all ready for goats? https://t.co/XwjorMgOuq

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) January 27, 2017

• 2017-02-03: Owls

  Ok, it's Friday. I'm exhausted. This shit is exhausting. Here's some #SuperbOwl stuff instead.

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) February 4, 2017

• 2017-02-10: Armadillos

  Tfw you're catching up on Twitter at the end of another week. pic.twitter.com/ik91b2fYhS

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) February 11, 2017

• 2017-02-17: Ducks

  Alright, it's Friday! Who's ready for some duck stuff? pic.twitter.com/g1Sgpq8lTU

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) February 18, 2017

• 2017-02-24: Chameleons

  Me, every Friday, checking in on the Twitters. pic.twitter.com/qQKhTMUJux

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) February 25, 2017

• 2017-03-03: Tapirs

  Tfw another week goes by and the inmates are still running the asylum. pic.twitter.com/AJF7lcB7Gh

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) March 4, 2017

• 2017-03-10: Kiwis

  Wrapping up my week like dis. pic.twitter.com/AErelI5Jah

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) March 11, 2017

• 2017-03-17: Manatees

  Sliding into the weekend like pic.twitter.com/M4vX5XYLW1

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) March 18, 2017

• 2017-03-24: Sloths

  Suddenly, a sloth. pic.twitter.com/QfHVTqEjQY

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) March 25, 2017

• 2017-04-01: Melmacians

  When you realize you didn't do your animal thread and then suddenly it’s April 1st. pic.twitter.com/wOLKSybPux

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) April 1, 2017

• 2017-04-07: Hyenas

  You guys!
  
  What?
  
  Guys!!
  
  What?!
  
  It’s Friday! pic.twitter.com/FZCFTCS1k4

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) April 8, 2017

• 2017-04-15: Lorises

  Reaching for the weekend like... pic.twitter.com/IfmTzzbuyc

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) April 15, 2017

• 2017-04-21: Toucans

  Persistent reminder. pic.twitter.com/TEDUJDsNqU

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) April 22, 2017

• 2017-04-28: Komodo Dragons

  Tfw you can’t believe it’s been 100 days. #nopefriday pic.twitter.com/64TJs34rxC

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) April 29, 2017

• 2017-05-05: Barnacles

  God: Ever see 'Alien'?
  Angel: Uhm... yes?
  God: Let's make one.
  Angel: You think that's a good idea?
  God: Ok, it's tiny and can't move. pic.twitter.com/A7smTHpiPs

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) May 6, 2017

• 2017-05-20: Kangaroos

  Tfw it’s been a while and you’re ready to break out the old air guitar. pic.twitter.com/YX0KwLst6I

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) May 20, 2017

• 2017-05-29: Colugos

  Gliding into your mentions like pic.twitter.com/OXpVnOeOGU

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) May 29, 2017

• 2017-06-13: Aardvarks

  Here, have an aardvark. pic.twitter.com/7pOhXD2Bpo

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) June 14, 2017

• 2017-06-27: Salps

  Nope, not what you think. pic.twitter.com/JJvvJ5VcRu

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) June 28, 2017

• 2017-07-12: Giraffes

  Who has two toes on each foot, some very nice ossicones thank you very much, and stands up for #NetNeutrality? Dis guy! pic.twitter.com/iURehzc8BC

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) July 13, 2017

• 2017-08-03: Hummingbirds

  Tfw you want to impress the ladies so hard, you grow a purple baby octopus on your face. pic.twitter.com/IcbxQDdmBq

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) August 3, 2017

• 2017-09-13: Ants

  When it's only Tuesday, but you feel like you really, really earned that drink... pic.twitter.com/IlY2o4FIay

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) September 13, 2017

• 2017-11-23: Shoebills

  When everybody's thinking about Turkeys, but you are quite sure you heard somebody say ‘Balaeniceps Rex'. pic.twitter.com/jAvGX9HmQz

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) November 23, 2017

• 2018-01-11: Wombats

  How I visualize Google’s "retpoline" defense against #spectre. pic.twitter.com/Zn7aOyE3hn

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) January 11, 2018

• 2018-02-14: Gastropods

  Who's a good boy, uh, girl, uh, both? Yes, you are! Keep your stalk eyes peeled, I have a treat for you! pic.twitter.com/wpeKjJkh6s

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) February 14, 2018

• 2018-05-23: Coconut Crabs

  When you really wanna be friends, but you're also a bit freaked out... pic.twitter.com/btoTIHNJOl

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) May 24, 2018

• 2018-07-09: Chickens

  How the democrats’ fight with Chicken McConnell to oppose the #SCOTUS pick will play out, sadly. pic.twitter.com/MlhLibZKnn

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) July 10, 2018

• 2018-09-23: Geckos

  The Doctor : Don't. Even. Blink.
  
  Me (a gecko): Ok. pic.twitter.com/hxhTe5hV5S

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) September 24, 2018

• 2019-06-11: Saiga Antelope

  Angel: Ok, now you're just being silly.
  God: What?
  Angel: Come on, look at it!
  God: I don't know *giggle* Watto you mean.
  Angel: That's it. No more Star Wars for you.
  God: *rofl* pic.twitter.com/M9NVA6ikaP

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) June 12, 2019

• 2019-11-22: Mustelids

  So... mustelids, amiright? Stoatally cool. pic.twitter.com/oLhXQigr6C

  — Jan Schaumann (@jschauma) November 23, 2019

May 12th, 2018